subject: age event | strategy

059.

strategy_master Feb 26, 2008 13:33

... It would seem I've missed some important events.

First, however, ShuRa Department Heads:I am permitting you from this point onwards to employ others under your own departments without the necessity of going through me. While I would be more than happy to meet with any of our new employees and will also continue to assign those who wish to work ( Read more... )

classification: public, response: allelujah, subject: shura, response: rufus, subject: age event, classification: private message - shinra, response: treize, classification: private message - sto, subject: alerts and notifications, subject: can't spell anal without shu, response: lockon, classification: private message - other, subject: enjoy your stay wesker, response: gir, response: logan, classification: ic, subject: shinra, subject: who do i screw for coffee here?, response: schuldig, response: asellus

058.

strategy_master Feb 25, 2008 12:56

Is it over, then?

A true pity, but all good things must come to an end. What delightful children you all made.

...

... Did anyone find Schuldig, in the end? He's been missing all this time, despite our best efforts.

[ ooc: Still on hiatus, but you knooow he couldn't stay quiet about it. ♥ ]

subject: mod events, classification: public, subject: schuldig, subject: age event, response: makubex, subject: shu is still a bastard sry, subject: shu is watching you, classification: ooc, subject: shu is lethal in large doses, subject: mutant space alien gobblegobble, response: logan, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, subject: pied piper of child molestation, subject: shu is angsting, response: elena, response: schuldig, response: rikku

056.

strategy_master Feb 21, 2008 13:12

That noise. My head is splitting...Attention Purgatorium ( Read more... )

classification: public, subject: shura, response: kurama, subject: age event, response: shishiwakamaru, classification: private message - gi/mpd, subject: purgatorium, subject: medea give me strength, subject: shu is watching you, subject: alerts and notifications, subject: ambiguous shu is ambiguous, subject: stop picking on my company, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, response: koenma, classification: private, subject: politics blow, subject: you're going down wesker, response: namine, subject: candid microphone

055.

strategy_master Feb 19, 2008 23:37

Three Four matters:

1. I, Shu, formally apologise for my actions and threats against all infants and young people during this week, but if any of you obeyed me like you ought to, I wouldn't have to threaten you. It won't happen again unless I am given due cause2. Subject 63255, report to the ShuRa Department of the Springwater River Test Facility ( Read more... )

subject: mod events, classification: public, response: alphonse, response: veld, subject: age event, subject: asellus, response: makubex, response: viral, response: cosmas, subject: purgatorium, response: suzaku, subject: shu is still a bastard sry, response: val, subject: ambiguous shu is ambiguous, subject: shu is lethal in large doses, subject: mutant space alien gobblegobble, subject: stop picking on my company, response: maizuru, subject: damn it asellus, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, response: wesker, subject: shu is a fucking liar, subject: pied piper of child molestation, subject: shu is contemplative, response: elena, response: rikku, response: asellus, subject: you're going down wesker

054. [Voice Post.]

strategy_master Feb 19, 2008 18:34

[The microphone clicks on with a loud jolt, as though it was jostled directly before switching on, and a pair of small footsteps disappear into the distance ( Read more... )

subject: mod events, classification: public, classification: voice post, response: alphonse, response: allelujah, subject: age event, response: lucrecia, classification: ooc, response: zack, subject: ambiguous shu is ambiguous, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, subject: shu is contemplative, response: elena, response: schuldig, response: rikku, response: yohji, response: asellus, subject: candid microphone

052.

strategy_master Feb 18, 2008 00:42

Attention very small children.My name is Shu, and I am a mutant space alien. I'm going to eat you all ( Read more... )

response: konan, response: kurama, response: motoko, subject: age event, subject: fap fap fap strategy yay, response: cosmas, response: damien, subject: alerts and notifications, response: tarei, response: roxas, response: lisa, subject: mutant space alien gobblegobble, response: kuronue, response: gippal, response: maizuru, classification: ic, response: genesis, subject: shu is a fucking liar, subject: pied piper of child molestation, response: elena, response: zelos, classification: public, response: paine, response: alphonse, response: sheena, response: shishiwakamaru, response: miwako, response: suzaku, response: lockon, response: zack, response: auron, response: max, response: rinoa, response: rikku, subject: let's do this like silverberg, response: watanuki, response: asellus

051.

strategy_master Feb 17, 2008 14:25

Ridiculous.

Could my employees please report to me if they have become... infants? I had best take a head count and see how many men I have down.

( List of Affected. )

subject: mod events, classification: public, response: roxas, response: rubedo, response: kurama, subject: age event, response: logan, classification: ic, response: elena, response: soujirou, response: asellus, response: shura